Monthly Archives: August 2005

Okay so maybe that’s not so bad after all….

You know, I always used to joke about how my Mom used to live in New Orleans and then moved to Oklahoma, thus making my holiday vacation destination a little less exciting than it used to be. Now, after looking at the complete devistation in N'awlins, I'm really glad she's not there.


Check out the utter fucktitude at NOLA and WWLTV. I'm sure it's on the national news, but those two sites will give you a little better view.


So, the place where my family used to live, work, and go to school, and where I had lived and worked for a summer, is now under martial law with mass looting, prison riots and hostages, dead bodies floating around, mass evacuations, under around 3+ feet of water with about 9 more feet on the way since they couldn't fix the levy. Yeah, that really sucks...


You know what sucks worse? Just about all of the national guard, ya know, the people who would be out there helping everyone during this crisis, are in iraq. As a matter of fact, between Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana, only 3500 national guardspeople are available to help. Oh, and say you would like to fix a levy so that a really big city and surrounding area doesn't get flooded. You'd need some helicopters and maybe some money. TOO BAD! The helicopters you need? In Iraq. The money usually budgeted to use in a crisis like this one? Allocated for use in the Iraq war and homeland security. Yes, my friends, the people of New Orleans now have to make a claim that hurricane katrina and the resulting aftermath is an issue of homeland security and counter terrorism in order to get the funds from the budget that would normally be allocated for natural disasters. Way to go...


So where's the president? Thankfully, he's decided to cut his vacation short to respond to the crisis....


*dumbfounded*

08.31.05 7:11am(12 comments)

archives, baby, archives

As a little side project, Tom has been feverishly coding for the past few days hell bent on getting some archives in kristyland. He finished last night with the nifty little ajax stuff you see linked above. Now, you can read about all of the embarrassing stuff I used to care about, my journal entries before I discovered parentheses and the word awesome, and the general trials and tribulations of my little world. Have at it. If you leave a comment in an archived post, though, you might want to tell me about it because I don't check the old posts anymore.


After a little funk during the day, Tom rebrightened my birthday friday by waiting for me on my train platform with a dozen roses. He then whisked me away via cta to our humble abode in ravenswood where we got into our fanciest duds and headed towards Tank, a little hipster sushi restaraunt in Lincoln Square. We were promptly seated at a two top table where we had goat cheese tempura on field greens with sesame ginger dressing, miso soup, nigiri sushi, the 'latin wave' maki roll that featured tuna, cilantro, and jalepeno, some hot saki, and ginger ice cream to top it all off. We started chit chatting with the couple sitting next to us who were quite intoxicated and ended up buying Tom and I free drinks. I had already had one before the meal, but this drink called the samurai was some sort of japanese lime-ish martini that was extra tasty and very potent. After paying the bill, we headed home for cards and presents.


Tom took my hint about the gift certificates and got me one, but to a place that was shocking, surprising, and completely out of character for Tom. He got me a gift cert for 5 private lessons at Big City Swing, where he would join me if I wanted him to. Yes, ladies and gentleman, my boyfriend bought me some dance lessons and actually wants to come along for them... totally unprovoked (well except for all that teasing about how we should learn how to dance and thus go dancing). I already know how to swing, and used to go dancing a lot back when it was popular and it wasn't hard to find a 'swing night' even in Toledo. Tom certainly won't be flinging my ass in the air, but it'll be a fun time. You know, the gift that keeps on giving and all that.


After many thank you's, some kisses, some licks from Sybil, a snort of that 30 year old scotch, a beer, and the determination to get some drinks in before we went out and had to pay for them, Tom took me to the Green Mill, where one can hear some of Chicago's smoking-est jazz. By the time that we got there and paid the $12 each cover, however, it was standing room only. We were able to stand in a spot where we could see alright, but the band had already gone into that unrecoverable improv mindset that will only end by stopping 'the jam.' Now don't get me wrong, there exists good improv jazz that's not only imaginative but musical as well. This is the kind of improv jazz that famous people play, thus making them famous. It's really quite an art. However, this band was at the point where they were doing their various solos that consisted mainly of scale runs or runs of bouncing around a scale. Needless to say, I was not impressed and eventually got bored and annoyed with the 'jam.' After an expensive rusty nail and about 30 minutes of this so called jamming, I had enough and apologized to Tom for making him pay the expensive cover for only 30 minutes of music. He agreed that the music wasn't so hot, it was crowded and we were standing, and we decided to head home.


On a whim, we decided to stop in to the neighborhood watering hole, Gio's, which is about one block away from our apartment. The bartender started us off with a free shot and we were off from there. Tom had a few Stella Artois, which is on tap at Gio's, and I had.. a bunch of stuff. We eventually bellied up to the bar and chatted with two other gentlemen who were sitting there. Oddly enough, the guy sitting next to me, named Tim, graduated from BGSU in may 02 with a VCT major, knows our friend Clint, and was sort of in and out with one of my sorority sisters, Kristen Esasky, for a little while. There was a free shot of patron anejo in there, a martini, and some other drinks before we eventually headed home. I really like Gio's and Tom and I plan to make regular appearances there, especially during football season and the saturday night karaoke parties.


Saturday, we recovered. Although the patron (thankfully someone got me some patron) cut through what could have been a seriously nauseating hangover, I still was headachey, tired and sore. We had a tasty greasy spoon breakfast at the Ravenswood , also very near to our apartment with a menu that has *everything* you could possibly want on it. In a very urban move, Tom and I headed to the trader joe's to pick up some picnic provisions, peppered salami, cheese, bread, olives, ginger lemonade, dark chocolate orange sticks, and some other groceries needed for the rest of the week. But by the time we got home, it was too late for a picnic in the park proper, so we spread out a blanket over the little folding table on our back porch (reminiscent of the times when Tom lived in Dublin and he had that tiny little studio apartment with his computer set up on his kitchen table so we had to have our little romantic dinners on a table made of a few crates and a towel for a tablecloth.. ahh the good ole days), and had our little feast there, joined by Sybil who sniffed around while we chowed. Of course, she was such a good girl that she got some cheese too :)


Sunday, we worked. The apartment has been in a state of general disaray for the last month or so, so our goal was to get it back into tip top shape. We needed to outfit ourselves with the proper tools first, so Tom and I headed to target to spend the gift certificate that my mom got me for my birthday. I had wanted to buy a coffee table with it, but I resigned to buying a vacuum cleaner, paper towels, a bike helmet for my huuuuuge heeeeeaaaad, a new messenger bag that's dark green with bright pink trim, and a new rug for the entry way (replacing the one that Sybil loves to pee on). We unloaded, hung a bunch of art, cleaned up the apartment a bit, and cooked an awesome pizza with pepperoni, goat cheese, mozzerella, parmesean and fresh herbs from the garden.


Sunday night, Sybil peed on the rug, so we're working on ways to keep her from having accidents in the house. It seems that she mostly does it in the mornings, or late in the evenings if she gets out of the site of Tom and I. So after she eats, if we have to go put shoes on or do something else to get ready to take her outside, then she goes in the crate. She still gets full run of the apartment during the day, but while we're home, and we can't watch her, she goes in the crate. Sybil is cool with the crate, it's got a little warm blanky in there, some toys, and some treats previously hidden... everything a cute little doggie like her needs. So far the crating thing has been working well and she hasn't had an accident since. Then again, it's only been two days...

08.30.05 7:22am(3 comments)

Oh MY FUCKING GOD!

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! The database that we have at work seems like it has been designed by A FUCKING DRUNK RETARDED MONKEY! While I know in fact that it hasn't been designed by a drunk retarded monkey, the database certainly works as if it had... and it's driving me nuts. It's not even normalized?! Clients and Cases are in the same table!?!?! What the ever loving fuck, man!?!


WWCD - What would Chilson do?

08.29.05 4:30pm(6 comments)

I-go, you-go…

I've had a car since I turned 16 years old and had been driving almost every day of my life since that point... that is.. until I moved to Chicago. I don't need a car that much here. I take public transportation, that is paid pre-tax and taken out of my paycheck, everywhere. The only thing I really use the car for is to go shopping. So yesterday, when I started my car for the first time in 3 weeks, it came to no surprise that it wouldn't start right away. It's getting neglected :( Don't get me wrong, I love my lil '98 Rav4, but I spend about 450 bucks on it a month with the payment, insurance, and gas (now at around $2.90 a gallon in the city). That's a lot of money for something that I don't use very often. I'd been toying with the idea of getting rid of my car, but then what would I do if I needed a car? Renting seems like a pain in the ass for just making a trip to get a case of wine at Trader Joe's. But, I've been seeing a lot about the I-Go cars lately. It's basically a car co-op, and it's all high tech with keycards and wireless transmission to online billing. You pay a membership fee and an annual fee. Then from there, you pay 6 bucks an hour and .50 cents a mile. You reserve a car online or by phone, go pick it up and use it. They even include a fuel card for you to use to refuel, so you don't have to pay any additional monies for gas. Seems like a good idea right?


Now, the trick is getting rid of my car... Buying a car is a pain in the ass, I wonder what selling one is like.

08.29.05 7:23am(2 comments)

Thanks, but sorry

Thank you to whomever sent me flowers to my home today. Unfortunately, I'm at work, wasn't able to receive the flowers, and the florist isn't open after 5 or on the weekends, apparently. Since they're on foster ave, I doubt if they would deliver to my workplace in the loop. So, um... sorry I couldn't get the flowers, but thanks for sending some!

08.26.05 11:29am(4 comments)

Weapon of Choice

From Knives to Irons


WC STABBAZ Fo' LIFE!

08.26.05 9:24am(4 comments)

26 on the 26th…

I'm 26 today. I'm not all excited, really, as I'm not quite where I thought I would be. I figured I would have my PhD, be married with children, living in some beautiful and or exotic locale, speaking a different language, either teaching or doing some other important job that helps people (ya know, with the phd and all). Yeah, so I'm ambitious... nothing wrong with that. So I haven't quite done, well, any of those things. That doesn't mean that I'm not doing well for myself.


I'm the first person in my family to get a bachelor's degree after high school, and I've recently applied to Grad School (real quick on that: they've got this incredible cs / is school that's two blocks from me, a rapid admissions process, no gre requirement, all of the classes can be done at night or online, only 551 per credit hour at 30 hours for a degree, and they webcast all of their classes / content... I was looking for an intern and ended up applying to grad school.. who knew?). I'm in a great relationship with a wonderful man. Most importantly, I've made it out of Ohio, into Chicago with an excellent job. Maybe someday I'll do the things listed above, but I kind of like the way things turned out.


Regardless, lots of interesting stuff has happened on my birthday:


1883 The Indonesian island of Krakatoa erupts in the largest explosion recorded in history, heard 2,200 miles away in Madagascar. The resulting destruction sends volcanic ash up 50 miles into the atmosphere and kills almost 36,000 people--both on the island itself and from the resulting 131-foot tidal waves that obliterate 163 villages on the shores of nearby Java and Sumatra.


19TH AMENDMENT ADOPTED:

August 26, 1920


The 19th Amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote, is formally adopted into the U.S. Constitution by proclamation of Secretary of State Bainbridge Colby. The amendment was the culmination of more than 70 years of struggle by woman suffragists. Its two sections read simply: "The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex" and "Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation."


1944 DeGaulle enters a free Paris


On this day in 1944, French General Charles de Gaulle enters Paris, which had formally been liberated the day before. As he entered the Place de l'Hotel, French collaborationists took a few sniper shots at him. "There are many moments that go beyond each of our poor little lives," he was quoted at the time. "Paris outraged! Paris broken! Paris martyrized! But Paris liberated!"


1957 Ford's Ugly Duckling


The Ford Motor Company rolled out the first Edsel automobile on this day. The car was named after Henry Ford's son, Edsel Bryant Ford. 110,847 Edsels were built before the company pulled the plug after three years due to lack of sales and negative press. Ironically, market research conducted just a few years earlier had pointed to the Edsel's success; consumers had said they wanted more horsepower, tailfins, three-tone paint jobs, and wraparound windshields. However, by 1957, fickle consumers had changed their minds, and despite a relatively low price, Edsel sales lagged. Today, due to the limited number produced, the Edsel has become a collector's item.


1968 Democratic National Convention opens in Chicago


The Democratic National Convention opens in Chicago and, immediately, a conflict erupts over the party's Vietnam platform. An antiwar faction led by Senators Eugene McCarthy (D-Minnesota) and George McGovern (D-South Dakota) advocated unconditionally halting the bombing of North Vietnam; negotiating a mutual withdrawal of U.S. and North Vietnamese forces from South Vietnam; encouraging the Saigon regime to open negotiations with the National Liberation Front; the acceptance of a coalition government; and the reduction of U.S. combat operations in the South. The other faction endorsed the Johnson administration's handling of the war, applauding the president's efforts to scale down U.S. commitment and begin peace talks.


1970 Jimi Hendrix opens a recording studio


The Electric Lady recording studio, conceived and built by guitar hero Jimi Hendrix, opens in New York. Hendrix, one of the most innovative guitar players of the rock era, had sought to build an advanced recording studio for years, but contracting problems delayed its opening until the summer of 1970, just a month before Hendrix died. However, the studio's high-tech 36-track recording technology attracted many musicians after Hendrix's death.


1985 Hello Yugo


The Yugo, manufactured in Yugoslavia, was first introduced to the U.S. market on this day. Originally marketed as a lower-cost alternative, the Yugo quickly became infamous for its poor quality of construction and was the butt of many jokes.


1998 - The U.S. government announced that they were investigating Microsoft in an attempt to discover if they "bullied" Intel into delaying new technology.


Other people born today:


1728 Johann Lambert Switzerland, mathematician, proved is irrational

1743 Antoine-Laurent Lavoisier Paris, father of mod chemistry (Oxygen)

1838 John Wilkes Booth, infamous assasin

1873 Lee De Forest Council Bluffs, inventor (Audion vacuum (radio) tube)

1898 Peggy Guggenheim, art patron and collector.

1906 Dr Albert B Sabin polio vaccine discoverer

1910 Mother Theresa, philanthropist

1914 Julio Cortezar Argentina, writer (We Love Glenda So Much)

1921 Benjamin C Bradlee journalist (Wash Post)

1935 Geraldine Ferraro (Rep-D-NY) 1st female major-party VP candidate

1960 Branford Marsalis, musician / actor

1965 Chris Burke actor (Corky - Life Goes On)

1979 me, awesome person

1981 Macauley Culkin actor (Home Alone, My Girl)

08.26.05 7:23am(8 comments)

I could have laughed all night… and still have begged for more

Holy Crap. You need to go see 40 year old virgin RIGHT NOW! I don't think I have laughed so hard at a movie in *years.* Daily Show's, Steve Carrell is a genius, the comedy doesn't stop, *and* the ending is completely bizarre and hilarious.


Sorry for the lack of posting lately; sometimes I just get really burnt out on kristyland. Why do I do this? Who cares? What should I or shouldn't I write about. Most of the stuff that I want to write about lately is better slated for a personal journal. Maybe I'll get one of those nifty locked / login sort of widgets like Kerrie has over at livejournal. I've got about 8 gajillion blank books, prime for inking, but honestly, writing makes my wrists hurt and I can type faster anyway. That doesn't mean that I will stop buying blank books though :)

08.25.05 6:49am(3 comments)

It’s about damn time

Finally, Bob Taft, Ohio's governor was fined for ethics violations. As the country's most hated, and worst, governor, he should've been fined more than 4k, but hey, it's a start.


I certainly didn't vote for him...

08.19.05 6:55am(9 comments)

My computer sucks…

One would think that as a card carrying Geek, I would have the snazziest computer on the block, with all the bells and whistles, latest technology, built in espresso machine and what not. Well, I don't. As a matter of fact, my computer sucks fairly badly and is on its last legs. The problem is now, I'm just not into building computers like I used to be. Not to mention that is *much, much* cheaper to buy a prebuilt system than to build one from components. Still, I've got some pretty decent components, so if I wanted to buy a barebones system, I could totally do that and get a decent machine. But, like I said, hardware just doesn't do it for me like it used to do.


So here I am with a gradually failing computer and a moral dillemma. Do I turn in my geek card and get the system from brand X manufacturer or do I get all bride of frankenstein and create a new, better machine from parts. Who knows. What I do know is that currently, my device manager is blank and I have no sound :(

08.14.05 3:33pm(11 comments)